Why Do Straight Attractive Women Settle?

This just in for those who care… really… Judith Regan, famed publisher of such literary “greats” Jose Conseco’s tattle-tale-all book –Juiced and my personal favorite; Jenna Jameson’s How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, recently won her court battle with Rupert Murdoch’s News Corporation – for a ‘cool’ $10 million.

Why, you asked… of course you didn’t, but apparently, she was getting ready to publish the shit-stain-of-the-world-OJ-Simpson’s If I Did it and because of the public outcry, was fired by Rupert’s publicly beloved company. Now this is the type of news that doesn’t exactly cause me to dance a ‘jigg’ however, I go on to read that she dated that twat-Benard-My-Mother-Was-a-Prostitute Kerik. While this is certainly nothing to cause you to join a convent, or at least not me, my immediate thought, was she’s not… bad looking, why would she date someone as unattractive as Benard Kerik?! This was followed by the next story which involved Rush Limbaugh… fat, doughy, really unattractive, with a wiry-looking comb-over, and drug addict, Limbaugh is dating this 31 year old puta cabrona! Is she fucking loco? I mean she has to realize that a relationship with Limbaugh means; “love me, love my prescriptions…” maybe they play the naughty-nurse scene together, he’s a patient or even worse she slaps a diaper on him…. Ok, I’m sorry to anyone who just read that last speculation.

My point is: how many times do we have to see a reasonably decent-looking woman married or dating a reasonably unattractive man? I mean if someone looks like Tyra and her boyfriend looks like Chris Matthews … doesn’t this deserve exploration? Well, maybe not, but we’ve ALL seen a woman walking down the street, in a club, stuffing her face at I-Hop with someone who looks like an extra from Lord of the Rings. Well, if your boyfriend or husband looks like the Hobbit become a lesbian like me, you might have better luck.

A Black Grl's World of Race, Politics, Sex, & World Disorder

the title is a misnomer... but i figured i get to say things in relatively anonymity without having to care what people think about it -except if no one actually reads my blog this intro don't mean shit.

but i want to say things like... i wonder if Bilary is really a leather-bottom-boy in secret and i wonder how long it will take to 'wash' that awful image out of my mind. considering that Bill as unfortunately 'coined' by Toni Morrison, was black enough to get some black 'tail' while Monica was giving him some hummers... well whatever, that shit rates major EEEWWW on my meter.

now on to John McCain and his wife who looks all of of 40 while he looks... all of 80! i mean I wonder if she has to close her eyes in order to do it? ok, because i just TOTALLY grossed myself out, on to my next target... (BIG FUCKING SIGH).

could the down n' dirty' politics between Hilary and Obama really be about 'down n' dirty' politics or is there some sexual tension? the answer: a resounding NO! Hilary, i'm convinced, likes 'white meat', preferably w/o the penis. and Obama??? i actually haven't speculated about him yet. but Michelle is kind of fine in that black-bourgie-kind of way...

on to what's becoming my new favorite target: Mike Huckabee. that moron... i mean were people really serious enough to vote him in as a governor?! as us Northerners/Midwesterners/Haiwaiians/Alaskans/Southerwesterners (except AZ and TX) would say, "well it is the South..." but fuck that, the South gets too many passes for making bad societal decisions that are then forced upon the rest of the country... i.e. Civil War... country music (except Johnny Cash & Dixie Chicks). it's clear that Huckabee, who is wound up tighter than headmistress in a grl's lockerroom, simply (and secretly) because his balls are: pierced and he wears a cock ring---opps, i just hurled my graham crackers across the room! like the Koran, the Bible is NOT an instrument meant to be used to govern people. i am mindful that there are some really, big-eyed, bad-haired, with 15 kids and a walking uterus, buffet-eating, reformed porn stars, who think differently. my answer to that: go pound sand AND THEN buy a vibrating butt plug. i promise you it'll change your disposition instantly! you're the reason why i SUPPORT abortion or one of the many anyways.

back to Hilary for a moment--why doesn't anyone spend a lil' time reminiscing about when she was THE worst-dressed 1st Lady of all time?! who cares if she fucked up the healthcare system even more. i mean does anyone remember those days? Perhaps she dressed that way because she'd been stuck in Arkansas... i doubt there was little to be found of Dolce & Gabana or a pair of Manolo Blanicks... (sigh)

now i have to dedicate a little time to Lou Dobbs... to quote my FAVORITE Blogger, Field Negro, YES, there are thousands of undocumented people in this country--move the fuck on! jesus, you mean he has NOTHING else to talk about?! nothing at all?!!!! bush, iran, the environment, $100 a oil barrel, racism, FDA, nada? well fuck you Lou, i'm watching Family Guy from now on!

but before I go, this Black Grl #1 and I approve this message: stick around for more gross, non-compelling commentary about race, politics, & the general fuck-up-ness of the world in which we live in.