Why Do Straight Attractive Women Settle?

This just in for those who care… really… Judith Regan, famed publisher of such literary “greats” Jose Conseco’s tattle-tale-all book –Juiced and my personal favorite; Jenna Jameson’s How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, recently won her court battle with Rupert Murdoch’s News Corporation – for a ‘cool’ $10 million.

Why, you asked… of course you didn’t, but apparently, she was getting ready to publish the shit-stain-of-the-world-OJ-Simpson’s If I Did it and because of the public outcry, was fired by Rupert’s publicly beloved company. Now this is the type of news that doesn’t exactly cause me to dance a ‘jigg’ however, I go on to read that she dated that twat-Benard-My-Mother-Was-a-Prostitute Kerik. While this is certainly nothing to cause you to join a convent, or at least not me, my immediate thought, was she’s not… bad looking, why would she date someone as unattractive as Benard Kerik?! This was followed by the next story which involved Rush Limbaugh… fat, doughy, really unattractive, with a wiry-looking comb-over, and drug addict, Limbaugh is dating this 31 year old puta cabrona! Is she fucking loco? I mean she has to realize that a relationship with Limbaugh means; “love me, love my prescriptions…” maybe they play the naughty-nurse scene together, he’s a patient or even worse she slaps a diaper on him…. Ok, I’m sorry to anyone who just read that last speculation.

My point is: how many times do we have to see a reasonably decent-looking woman married or dating a reasonably unattractive man? I mean if someone looks like Tyra and her boyfriend looks like Chris Matthews … doesn’t this deserve exploration? Well, maybe not, but we’ve ALL seen a woman walking down the street, in a club, stuffing her face at I-Hop with someone who looks like an extra from Lord of the Rings. Well, if your boyfriend or husband looks like the Hobbit become a lesbian like me, you might have better luck.